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Which one are you?

Post by Anaira on Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:56 am

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director,
"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty
the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor, with a chuckle. "A normal
person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the
teacup. Right?"

"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the
plug."

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Post by Alicia on Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:11 am

:lol3:

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Post by Anaira on Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:39 pm

*nudge nudge* Which were you thinking? I thought bucket, but I do know people who thought spoon; so they could scoop out as much as possible when the water got too low!

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Re: Which one are you?

Post by Laceychris92 on Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:10 am

I would have said bucket. When sombody tells you to empty it but to use certain items yo imediatly come to te conclusion that you have to pick from those items. I would have though about the plug, but I wouldn't have pulled it because I'd think that the. Wantedme to use an item.

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Post by Alicia on Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:03 am

I would have said bucket too Smile

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Post by shadowmegs on Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:51 pm

*cough* I thought spoon

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