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The guinea pig song

Post by Anaira on Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:59 am

This is actually kinda old, Joe Pasquale sang it back in '05. Of course, I don't actually know who Joe Pasquale is;... but anyway. :p He's from the UK, so Alicia might know him?


I haven't actually watched it the whole way through, just flicked through, 'cos the sound is seriously rubbish on this computer. Bleh.

lyrics;

So when he smiles, he's just a grinny pig,
And when he drives, then he's a mini pig,
And when he smokes, he's a naughty nicotiny pig, nicotiny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he says don't, he's strict discipliny pig,
And when he eats chinese, these he's a mandariny pig,
When he plays strings, then he's a Russian violiny pig, violiny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

And when he throws, then he's a jolly javeliny pig,
Then he gets on his toes, and does his watch me spin-ney pig,
And when he slows, he's been a one too many guinea pig,
that guzzling guinea pig of ours.

And when he slims, he becomes quite a skinny pig,
Instead of sugar in his tea, he would rather sachariny pig,
Then he bakes a chocolate cake, puts on a very pretty pinny pig, pretty
pinny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he goes out, he's not an in-ny pig,
When he turns over a new leaf, then he's a new beginney pig,
And when he dies, he'll be a has Beeny pig, I will put him in the binny pig,

with flowers,

And say farewell, to that old...
grinny, violiny, in a mini, nicotiny, javaliny, skinny guinea pig, of ours.



This is also a cute song, I thought.


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Post by Alicia on Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:05 pm

:lol3: That first one is soo funny! He'll be a one too many ginny big is my favourite line Laughing
The 2nd one is really cute.

I've heard of Joe Pasquale, he's a comedian

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Post by Alicia on Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:13 pm


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Post by Anaira on Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:02 pm

Haha, funny! I liked the Hamster song one, only I had trouble making out the words, 'cos of teh funny sound.

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